Will Poirier be distracted by an elusive rodent that has infested his Halifax abode?
AP- Halifax, NS
With just days remaining before his FEDEX Championship match vs Grampy Burke, KWGA stalwart Mr. Wildcat Poirier has been hard at work…but not on his golf game. In a scene reminiscent of Bill Murray’s chase for the elusive gopher, Poirier has been dealing with more than a slice. Instead, he has been forced to devote most of his energy in another direction. “My wife has been screaming and hollering all week, blowing up Facebook for home remedies, no sleep or chesterfield rugby….this is a disaster.” said a downtrodden Poirier. “I can’t think of a worse time for this to happen. I would rather the in-laws be here telling me the same old stories I have heard since I started dating my wife in High School. I am starting to think Burkie planted this freaking thing in my house on purpose. If he wants the FEDEX Cup THAT BADLY, then screw him. I will show the slimy bastard.”
The Poirier’s have called in a local exterminator to hopefully rectify a raccoon that has decided to make their attic home. “I tried everyting short of dynamite like in Caddyshack. I just couldn’t get the bastard and had to admit defeat.” said Mr. Wildcat. “Sometimes you just have to call in the professionals. Hopefully now I can concentrate on my preparation and my wife…instead of this freaking rodent!”
Mr. Wildcat meets Mr. Raccoon in a scene straight out of Caddyshack.
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