Fellas…

I just wanted to send along some correspondence I received today (Thursday April 23) from our fearless Club Professional Derek MacKinnon.

Dear Mr. Commissioner & KWGA Members,

I have been wanting to write this email for some time now…so glad I finally got to.

After an e-mail from The Ken-Wo commish, the DOGO (Shooter Mackay) was sent regarding tee times, I had the pleasure of viewing the KWGA website for the first time ever. Upon careful perusing of the site, I found a beautifully crafted list of the wonderful players who FORM the KWGA.

I was not surprised by the talented pool of ball strikers and long putter users and I was equally not surprised by the carefully calculated odds of them capturing the cup.

What I did love, what made me burst out loud and piss myself a little were the ‘nicknames’ associated with each player. Once again, carefully chosen and thought of, as only a great commissioner is able to do. By the time I got to, Gerry “Double Double” Elliott I was holding on to my chest, for fear of completing busting a gut….and he was early on the list.

I want to say thank you for the amazing release of laughter. Slightly orgasmic, which is weird considering the crew I was laughing at/with….

With all that said, I believe that it would only be fitting to let everybody know and maybe prompt you all a little bit to think about whether or not you should get some balls with your nickname on the side?!

Ponder it. Think long and hard. Do I want “KKK” on my ball? Yes YOU DO KK. 

…and I will be shocked if guys like Sheriff, Hunchback, Panty Shark, Weasie, The Denim Cowboy and The Fogg don’t place an order right away. Not everybody gets a sweet nickname like these fellas. Am I right Nick Levy? WTF is the Levee Broke? Weak on that one commish…

Oh, and guys…I mean really…somebody, a group of you maybe, step up and get “Where’s Waldo?” some balls. Lord knows he might make to a few more games if somebody else supplies the ammo!

The deal for 2015 is this ….. Buy 3 dozen and get 1 dozen Free.

Each dozen is $59.95

Delivery is about 4 weeks.

It’s for ProV and ProVx balls only.

Here’s the hook, line and sinker. Hyundai Simmons and The Donald have already placed orders. If we get 8 more, so ten in total. I will donate $100 in prize value back to the KWGA for the commish to hand out during the season.

…and who knows. If the stars and the moon align, everything may fall into place and I might even get to play with the superstars of the KWGA. As long as I don’t get stuck with “Grampy”.

Love ya’s!

D.