THE DEFENDING CHIMP-NICK LEVY
LEVY HIRES MacKINNON TO OVERSEE MASTERS PREP
Levy addresses one his his 300 range balls late Tuesday afternoon. “This is not a party for me. The Masters is serious business. Plus I have to try and break 80 for the first time on Tour this season!”
You know its a big deal when you see the defending champion hitting balls with personal swing guru Derek MacKinnon. Such was the sight late Tuesday afternoon as “Captain Shitacular” Nick Levy took time out from his myriad of work/children/school responsibilities to find the north end of the driving range with a man synonymous with fearless ball-striking and winning. The sight drew trembling stares from the foursome of The 4th Reich, Telley-Kelley, Maxwell-Smart and The Commissioner as the foursome trudged sheepishly to the 12th tee. “It’s almost like Bill Russell giving tips to Wilt Chamberlain. When you have 2 huge KenWo forces like that co-joining, it’s bound to spread some fear around the KenWo grounds.” said a shocked Telley-Kelley. “I’m playing with one eye and MacKinnon is giving the defending Masters champion tips? Not fair.”
When approached by KWGA media Levy was less than excited to be answering questions about his game. “Listen, my wife volun-TOLD me to go on a school trip with my kids today and its already cut into my practice time with Derek. Plus we still haven’t finished our underwear hike through The Valley…how else was I supposed to pay for all these lessons boys?” The duo seemed to be working on specific skills to deal with high winds and quickly hardening conditions at KenWo this week. Levy could be seen hitting balls with a limp wrist and forearm, something the New Minas resident is well-adept at. “Nick is an extremely hard worker.” said a beaming MacKinnon. “He knows people are calling last years win a fluke. That isn’t how he feels. I am just here to help reinforce positive mental imagery…and if that doesn’t work, at least my mortgage will be paid off.”
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